They Fight Crime! (A Chuck Wendig Challenge)

A simple enough challenge. Go to theyfightcrime.net. Use those characters in a story. My two:

1. He’s a bisexual evil genius with a water pistol full of pee.
2. She’s an orphaned barbarian from the wrong side of the tracks.

Ahem. Sorry for the lack of clever title this week.

Summer Love

This week’s Chuck Wendig challenge. Proof positive that there is something wrong with me? Or maybe I can, on occassion, embrace my inner surrealist. Still, I would love to know the story behind this photo, why they decided they needed it. Ah well.